Untilted Moscow

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

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Anonymous said: stop trying to be cool and stuff commenting on your own stuff its like a cow advertising its milk everywhere youre mot cool buzzfeed lel youll never have swag

buzzfeed:

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